Seats open · summer 2026 cohort

Apply for a seat.

Seats open four times a year. Two elders read every application. Honest answers only — no resumes, no LinkedIn, no humblebrags.

What you commit to

The oath.

Ship within 30 days

Every new operator commits to one weapon shipped publicly within their first 30 days at the fire.

Publish your numbers

MRR, churn, refunds — on the ledger every Monday. No exceptions, no NDAs on numbers.

Audit two others

Every operator cross-audits two random tribesmen each month. The ledger stays honest because of you.

No gurus, no grifters

No coaching businesses. No 'how to start a business' courses. Operators only.

Your application

Tell the elders.

Verdict returned within 14 days.